This morning choosing my perfectly co-ordinated garments took 6 seconds longer than usual which totally shook my morning timetable which is appalling as I then had to cut out a quarter of my breakfast time to make up for it. I thought a further punishment was needed due to this incident so I had a three second spell on the electrodes which I thought was just about adequate for the crime.
My journey to school was completely perfect until two appalling children stepped out in front of me at the school gates. This wasted precious time which I had to make up by running down the corridor, however, I soon realised it was the wrong thing to do. So, for this exceedingly bad crime I think the punishment should be quite severe.
After careful consideration, I have decided that it must be a multiple punishment. Firstly, I must go without breakfast for 1.5 weeks exactly. Secondly, I have decided that I must read one page less of my present book on those nights. Finally, I have decided I must go without watching the news for one evening which I will not enjoy but must maintain self-discipline at all times.
When I sat down to eat my sandwich I realised that the line I had cut down the centre of it changed course by a measurable 10 degrees which was impossible to rectify, so to punish myself I threw the sandwich in the bin and used the mobile electrodes in my briefcase for 3 seconds which did not feel enough therefore I repeated this.
My journey home was severely marred as after arriving I discovered that some despicable person had parked across my drive which is disgusting. I immediately found the person responsible for this horrible episode and demanded they remove their car at once! But to my horror their car had left a patch of oil in the road outside my perfect house. Of course, I immediately scrubbed the road clean and then bleached it. This appalling incident took up so much time I had to stay up 15 minutes later than usual in which I have had to punish myself using the electrodes.
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