Last night I was completely appalled when I was woken by my bed electrodes as I had moved 3 cm to my left. This annoyed me greatly and my extra punishment for this crime must be considerable as I have repeated said crime more than once in the last two weeks. I have been considering a new form of punishment for some time and today I interrupted my perfect schedule (for which there will also be a punishment) and go online to subscribe to 'Torturers Paradise' to find a new way of maintaining total self-discipline. However, I must still punish myself for these crimes so I am to go without watching the news for seven days starting next week which I am not looking forward to at all.
Today purchased a product which I saw completely by accident as the news was 30 seconds late. This advert displayed a product which claimed to be perfect. The product in question is 'Loreal Perfection'. After careful tests, I have found this product not perfect at all. This is a horrifying discovery and I intend to investigate this further. I have already received an e-mail from my other perfectionist friend in school with the same discovery.
To my horror, I discovered that whilst marking a quite imperfect pupil's work I accidentally wrote the letter "B" at an angle that is also quite imperfect. This was a disgusting finding which called for an immediate spell on my briefcase electrodes on full power. For that setting, there is a charge cycle and these then failed no doubt due to the imperfect electrics of the school. I became so appalled and frustrated that as a backup punishment I took my sandwiches that I was just about to eat and threw them in the bin. However, I felt this punishment was insufficient.
When I returned home, I had a session in my Sit Down Torture Centre with the mains electrodes set to full as I intended earlier. The nature of the crimes and punishment suggested I use the ‘Ugly Imperfections’ setting.
The footage was horrifying displaying crimes such as books and various music formats not correctly alphabetised, the misaligned hanging of new wallpaper and an individual missing their only train to work because their watch is set almost a minute late!
I also went without reading my current book.
I am sure these punishments were sufficient.
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