This morning I awoke in a wonderful mood as I have yet had to use any of my punishment equipment for precisely 18 hours, 34 minutes, and 44 seconds, however, whilst descending the stairs in my perfect house I noticed that my movement scanner linked to my Staircase Banister electrodes had given a readout which said that I had actually moved 4 cm to the right. This disturbed me as these electrodes did not release a shock. Because of this I decided to remove this imperfect item from my perfect house. They were taken outside and burnt. This episode took up so much time that I had to go without breakfast. With no breakfast, I had some time left so I sat in silence, perfectly still and therefore unproductive for the remaining 50 seconds. Ideally I should have done this in a darkened room, however, it was very sunny outside illuminating all rooms of my perfect house.
During the day, I had to deal with three appalling individuals who were chewing gum in my lesson. I dealt with them and gave them a punishment which I think is suitable though one is a repeat offender and I considered using my newly arrived Cattleprod Electrode on her.
I was also very pleased to find that a courier had delivered the first batch of test papers that I had requested from several foreign countries. Upon opening, I discovered that they were tests from France. As there were more than I anticipated (and because I was so anxious to mark them) I began to look through them and soon discovered that the French pupil standard is a little higher than that of the British who are not as perfect. Due to this information, I have heavily considered moving to France to teach, however, I believe that learning a foreign language to a greater degree would be too inconvenient totally disrupting every schedule I have.
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