Today I woke in excruciating pain as my bed electrodes released significantly more volts than they should have (200 volts by the sensation) which makes them totally imperfect so I have done the necessary thing and burnt them in the now official imperfection destroying area which I founded only last night in a fit of anger at my coffee mug electrodes as they refused to function correctly.
The over burst of the early morning left me in a daze for most of the day which lead to several tasks not carried out to usual levels of perfection so my briefcase electrodes were used throughout the day to punish myself for these crimes.
Later today I was absolutely appalled as my car was returned to me at work and because they did not give me accurate time of delivery (which was most irritating) I could not schedule an on the spot inspection around my day. My perfectionist friend however, managed to see it first and then informed of the loss of the badge on the front of my car which totally infuriated me because this was another appalling event of the day!
My day was brightened up however when I arrived at home to be greeted by 150 lovely test papers from schools in Wales.
As my bed electrodes had malfunctioned, I had to purchase some new ones, so now with my car available, I headed to the outlet of 'Torturers Paradise' and whilst perusing I noticed that they had the brand new, all body cover Foil-to-Spark electrodes. After several minutes of careful consideration, I deemed them a very good investment so I bought them as the severe crime of not using a suitable mechanic mandated a punishment.
A few moments ago, I used them. They were absolutely brilliant and I am confident this will help me keep perfect self-discipline.
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